Mr. Lee's Top Ten ways to memorize your computer password...

  1. Write it onto the back of your hand
  2. Write it onto your friends notebook
  3. Put it into your short-term memory with all your other passwords. (ooops, already forgot it)
  4. Ask Mr. Lee to memorize it for you
  5. Ask your friend to memorize it for you
  6. You have a system- all your passwords are the word "password"
  7. Create a 20 unit, random, alpha-numeric sequence. (no way you could forget that)
  8. Memorizing passwords are for the boring people. I expect a little excitement when I try to log on.
  9. Just don't turn in the Internet application to Mr. Lee. (Grrrrrr)
  10. No need to memorize. Mr. Lee will reset your account whenever you want. He loves to do that.

Mr. Lee's Top Ten ways to spell ATHENA at the HHL...

  1. othena
  2. a thin a
  3. atheena
  4. h102589M010
  5. ethina
  6. atheno
  7. ask ena
  8. AR
  9. hyena
  10. atina

Top Ten Ways Hollywood High School would change if Britney Spears was Principal.

  1. Replace all milk during lunch with Pepsi
  2. "Oops I did it again" is the excuse all students use when sent to the dean
  3. Gum is part of school supply
  4. Every day is Britney Spears day
  5. No more library, Hello shopping mall.
  6. Showing bellybutton, part of dress code
  7. CAHSEE? Isn't that the lead singer for N'Sync?
  8. New elective: Make-up 101
  9. New teacher role: Backup dancer
  10. No more homework

Mr. Lee's Top Ten Pet Peeves in the library

  1. Students who think they're special and do not need an ID to borrow a book.
  2. Students who think "beeping" while going through our sensors is funny (don't do it, I won't be smiling)
  3. Students who look like cows grazing telling me that they're not chewing gum.
  4. When students say, "but..... I returned the book...."
  5. Students who think that all the books in the library are free to take.
  6. Teachers who think I'm the photo copy guy.
  7. Students who wonder, "There's no eating in here?".
  8. Students who come into the library and then realizing that this is the library (do you get it? :)
  9. Students who call me Mr. Library Guy. (I am the Library Media Teacher (LMT))
  10. Students who think AR stands for "Alphonso Rules."

Top Ten Things that Students like to do over Intersession

  1. Watch 5 different DragonBall Z reruns per day
  2. Sleep everyday until 11:00 AM so that you can give yourself that refreshed feeling.
  3. Play Sony Playstation until parents realize that you have been playing for the last 10 hours (Disgusting:)
  4. Wake up every morning thinking, "Man, intersession's almost finished."
  5. Wake up every morning thinking, "Man, I'm going to get something done today."
  6. Hanging out at the mall thinking, "Man, I'm cool."
  7. Staying up late, just to stay up late, thinking, "Man, I'm cool."
  8. Catching up with all the Jerry Springer episodes. (Commentary: Man, what a waste of time)
  9. Getting plenty of exercise. The refrigerator is at least 15 feet away.
  10. Wondering, "How many more days until school starts."

Top Ten Library Rules that did not make the final cut

  1. Only cell phones that play Star Wars music is allowed.
  2. Students can check out books with hand drawn ID cards.
  3. Students can share notes while taking the AR test.
  4. All AR cheaters are forced to listen to Mr. Lee's prerecorded, 50 minute tirades everyday for a week
  5. Drinking liquids in the library is OK as long as Mr. Lee gets to have half.
  6. Talking out loud is OK if Mr. Lee's student TAs' say its OK.
  7. Goofing around in the library is OK only if Mr. Lee likes you.
  8. Students can share their own Internet accounts as long as Mr. Lee doesn't know.
  9. Loading viruses onto our computers is acceptable, as long as it is original and makes people laugh.
  10. It's OK to break the library's rules, as long as Mr. Lee is in a good mood.

Mr. Lee's Top Ten excuses students make for being tardy to class...

  1. "My first period class is located at the Banana Republic at Kodak center."
  2. "My friend gave me a special pass to class."
  3. "I didn't know the tardy bell rang."
  4. "Whats the big deal... I only do it twice a week."
  5. "I sprained my ankle while tying my shoes."
  6. "I thought it was lunch time..."
  7. "Why are you picking on me."
  8. "Oh, I thought that was the fire bell."
  9. "I've been having a tough year."
  10. "I was kidnapped by aliens and barely escaped. So you should go easy on me..."